Personally, I never do anything for any payment other than crack. When I shovel the neighbor’s driveway they pay me in crack. When I walk old ladies across the street it’s in the hope that they’ll give me some hard crack candy. Someday I might get a real job, so I can use the proceeds to buy a house and a car that I can then sell for more crack. My methods may be unorthodox, but they’re extremely effective. I have never had to deal with a karate expert in my crack wheelings and dealings.