Coincidentally, Communists And Quikrete Is The Name Of My Duran Duran Tribute Band
(Warning: Some salty language in the soundtrack, but it’s all indecipherable for the most part. I’d mute it for the sake of your own sanity.)
It’s rather refreshing to see that the fellow working on the apartment was wearing close-toed shoes, long pants, and a long-sleeved shirt instead of flip-flops, culottes, and half a Slayer t-shirt. Call me old-fashioned, but I don’t believe in dressing like a Vietnamese serf when working on my house. Just because everyone on HGTV does demolition wearing nothing but a fig leaf and crocs, doesn’t mean you should too. Leave that behavior to the professionals who get paid enough to replace all the toes they cut off with robotic ones. It’s a little known fact that over 90 percent of all the renovation-TV-show hosts have robotic arms and legs because they keep cutting their limbs off. Norm Abram from Ask This Old House is more man than machine at this point.
At least renovation-TV-show hosts aren’t as bad as some of the other people on TV who have their entire body encased in silicone, so they can look like disturbing, fleshy, scarecrows for all eternity. I’d much rather be the Terminator than Pamela Anderson’s boobs. Err — actually, I might take that back. At least Pam’s boob gets to touch Pam’s other boob.
2 thoughts on “Coincidentally, Communists And Quikrete Is The Name Of My Duran Duran Tribute Band”
an astonishing amount of rehabilitation needed to make a soviet ear building fit for human habitation.
One of my construction maxims has always been, “Never hire a rock or concrete guy with ten fingers.” You don’t want anybody learning the hard way on your job (or asking for ice, a wet towel and a ride to the ER).
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