[Warning: vaguely salty language and conduct]

I don’t like to generalize, because as we know all generalizations are always false, but I know for an absolute fact that babies just aren’t as good as actual humans. So before you tell me about how we need to hire more babies, because it’s wrong to just hire adult humans, you need a reality check. When was the last time you ever saw a baby doing anything useful, ever? They’ll eat, poop, and die if left unattended for more than thirty minutes. That’s ridiculous. If babies expect to get hired in this current job market, they need to really step up their game.

If they want people to support child labor hires, they need to make child labor more appealing.