Walking On Water Is So Passé, I Prefer To Bike
The hydrofoil bicycle: for when your regular hydrofoil is in the shop, and you still want to cruise into town to pick up chicks. They won’t be particularly interested, considering you’re still on a bicycle, but at least you’ll look cool while doing it. If we lived in an alternate universe where wetsuits and life-vests looked cool, what I just said would be true. But, to the relief of everyone on Earth, wearing a wetsuit still makes you look like a massive dork.
The bike is pretty nifty though. Cheating the laws of physics has always been an acceptable pursuit and I would recommend it to anyone who’s interested. Personally, I’d much prefer a yacht filled to the brim with Ice cold Zima and scantily clad women, but that’s just like, my opinion, man.