I Find Your Lack Of Yakety Sax Disturbing

I Find Your Lack Of Yakety Sax Disturbing

I’m not sure if this is the best driving I’ve ever seen, or the worst. I suppose the commuters don’t have much of a say in the matter. The intersection seems to have been planned by the low bidder and constructed by a fleet of drunken toddlers. Placing a stop sign or two would have done a world of good, but it must have been too much for their budget to handle. It’s hard to pay for a road with goats and virgins; the exchange rate is just not in your favor.

When it comes right down to it the whole affair looks half finished. They all must have lost interest and gone home before they got around to painting the stripes.

Luckily, the lanes are just suggestions. As long as you drive between the pedestrians and glance out the windshield occasionally there shouldn’t be a problem. Drive fast, take chances, and never take your foot off the gas.

God help you if you’re on a motorcycle.

[Many thanks to the impeccable and good-looking Dad Of Home Schoolers for sending this along]

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