What’s the moral of this story? Hmmm.
I know: “Candy bars make you mighty.” No, that’s probably not it. “Bouncers are generally genial and cooperative when they get off work.” No, that probably not it either. A good offense is a great defense.” Probably not, but we’re getting warmer, I think. “One good turn deserves another.” Ooh, that’s pretty good, but not quite it. “People often begrudge others that which they cannot enjoy themselves.” Well, the robodork seems peeved. He must have been turned away at more than his share of nightclubs. We’re homing in now. “Every tale is not to be believed.” Well, this is faker than the breasts on Baywatch, but that’s not germane to the conversation.
“Australians talk funny.” Works for me.