We May Have Discovered The Earliest Video Recording Of Hipsters
Are these the first real recorded instances of hipsters in the wild?
Lessee; they’re riding “fixie” bikes. That’s strike one. Check out the ironic facial hair. They might not have thought that their facial hair was ironic. It might just be ironic. That’s so meta. That’s strike two and strike three. They’re doing pointless stunts on their fixies while being filmed. That’s strike four. The second guy with the slouchy hat is obviously a big fan of medical marijuana. And medical laudanum. And homeopathic opium. A bit of chloral hydrate, too, no doubt, but that was probably just recreational. There’s strike five. He probably washed it all down with absinthe. Strike six. The third dude adumbrates the parking of bicycles by attaching them to every object affixed to the ground in an urban area. Strike seven. Then they all got together to jump rope with a bicycle, taking up an area equivalent to an entire city park, discommoding everyone else but themselves.
Case closed. They’re hipsters.
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I know you have seen this by now but the border line boy stays cool under pressure.
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