Here you see the Russian military training for the all-important knifey-spoony maneuver. It’s a bit spoon heavy, I grant you, but you can see the danger that we’ll be caught flat-footed, what with our military busy perfecting unmanned aircraft technology, making sure drone deliveries by Amazon don’t get shot down by sleeper cells with BB guns or something.  We should be training to counter lightning larder raids by those damn Russkies.

We’ll grow complacent, and BAM! — cutlery. Gentlemen, we cannot afford a silverware gap.

(Thanks to Charles Schneider for sending that one along)