Browsed by
Category: Military

Soviet Navy Seals. Serious Business

Soviet Navy Seals. Serious Business


You know, back before Boris Yeltsin showed up and started Russia on a multi-decade freedom bender, those soviets were always up to no good. Recently declassified soviet documents show just how far they were willing to go to realize their dream of world domination and vodka benders by 3:00 PM. Their navy seal program beat anything the United States and NATO could come up with. Look at these soviet navy seals. They’re killing machines, at least if you’re a herring. They’ve been drilled and drilled until they’re nothing but remorseless war machines. Well, they like to swim in circles and say, “ork, ork,” which is kinda silly, but other than that, they’re remorseless.

They swim better than our navy seals. They can hold their breath longer than our navy seals. And unlike our navy seals, they don’t have to ask for permission to nuke people. It’s just a big red button they can push when they’re tired of operating squirtguns to get a treat.

Read More Read More

Wounded blind commando Lands Flaming Attack Helicopter on Stolen Sinking Radioactive Battleship During a Typhoonicane

Wounded blind commando Lands Flaming Attack Helicopter on Stolen Sinking Radioactive Battleship During a Typhoonicane

Serious click bait headline on that video. “Helicopter Lands on a Ship in a Terrifying Storm.” If that’s a terrifying storm, I’m Hannah Storm. That’s a pleasant afternoon in the North Sea.

That’s the Danish Air Force. They’ve got a new Sikorsky MH-60R Seahawk helicopter, and apparently it’s still under warranty because hyperbole aside, they are taking chances with it. Of course, it’s the military. That’s a taking chances industry. Whoever wrote the headline probably rides to their cubicle job on a recumbent bicycle, so they describe it like the pilot was waterskiing inside Krakatoa. The guy’s just doing his job. He’s damn good at it, too. Being damn good at your job doesn’t cut much ice on YouTube, so they up the dosage to: Wounded blind commando lands flaming attack helicopter on stolen sinking radioactive battleship during a typhoonicane.

Read More Read More

Special Forces Can Beat Up Your Dad

Special Forces Can Beat Up Your Dad

Your big brother, too, by the looks of it.

This video appears to be mislabeled. I think these guys are Kazakhs, not Russians. Doesn’t matter. I imagine every country from Luxembourg to China has guys like these on staff.

Every once in a while, I see a YouTube video of an MMA fighter and a military member fighting. The MMA fighters fare pretty well, as a whole. There’s a problem. They’re “fighting.”

Read More Read More