Hello Kitty Shaft

Who’s the cat who won’t cop out
When second-rate parkour breaks out?
Hello Kitty Shaft!
Can you dig it?

They say Hello Kitty Shaft is a bad mother…
SHUT UP AND GET OFF THE FENCE!
But I’m talkin’ about Hello Kitty Shaft
Then we can dig it!

He’s a complicated man
But no one understands him but his racquet
Hello Kitty Shaft!
Damn right