Finnish telepathic martial arts? Well, that’s what I think it says. My Finnish is a little rusty. The description might have been a recipe for sauteed reindeer flank steak for all I know.

Anyway, this video makes me suspicious. Spider senses tingling, as it were. I think some sort of fraud might very well be going on here. I’m reluctant to say so, though, because the Finns are always winning Biathlon gold medals, and I live near a ski area. I’d like to be able to pass by a window in the winter, so I don’t cast aspersions on Finns I don’t know.

Perhaps there’s just a glitch in the audio portion of the video, and it’s not a fraud. Maybe the fat guy eats nothing but stewed beets, washed down with vodka, and lets one rip whenever the other guy approaches. See? There’s a scientific explanation for most anything, if you’ll just puzzle it out.