Finnish Telepathic Martial Arts
Finnish telepathic martial arts? Well, that’s what I think it says. My Finnish is a little rusty. The description might have been a recipe for sauteed reindeer flank steak for all I know.
Anyway, this video makes me suspicious. Spider senses tingling, as it were. I think some sort of fraud might very well be going on here. I’m reluctant to say so, though, because the Finns are always winning Biathlon gold medals, and I live near a ski area. I’d like to be able to pass by a window in the winter, so I don’t cast aspersions on Finns I don’t know.
Perhaps there’s just a glitch in the audio portion of the video, and it’s not a fraud. Maybe the fat guy eats nothing but stewed beets, washed down with vodka, and lets one rip whenever the other guy approaches. See? There’s a scientific explanation for most anything, if you’ll just puzzle it out.
2 thoughts on “Finnish Telepathic Martial Arts”
Never mind. All of Martial Arts is made up.
However, I am fixing to go to Finland next year, so I will report back to my Borderline Brothers whether that is real or not.
If you go to Finland to do plein air painting, don’t forget to bring a little tube of tite white, and a forty-gallon barrel of Payne’s Grey.
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