O, Canada, dum dum dum do do doo … Damn, I can’t remember the words to that dratted song. They played it at all the hockey games, but I always showed up loaded and generally wasn’t paying much attention.

Eh, Canada, we really like your bacon
And those Red Green shows you’re makin’

Drat, that can’t be it, either. I think there’s something about poutine and Tim bits for Thanksgiving dinner on the wrong day, but I can’t remember.

But it’s a country full of Borderline Sociopathic Boys, and the girls who love them. Polite Borderline Sociopathic Boys at that. Rock on, dudes. You got, like, three feet of air that time.