This guy, here, however, is the real deal. He’s kind of lazy, of course, or he’d be riding up the hill. He’s practicing for some sort of Afghani paper route or something. The flip during the jump over the canyon would no doubt be useful for evading incoming RPGs and assorted flak.

(Thanks to our western correspondent, Gerard at American Digest, for sending that one along. He’s looped on coffee, not Red Bull, like a real man should)