Some achieve greatness. Some have greatness thrust upon them. And then there’s this guy, who made a bicycle-operated elevator for his bitchin’ treefort, which was already insanely great before he put the elevator on it.

Note to my readers: The structure in the video is a “treefort.” It is not a treehouse. The very word “treehouse” smacks of non-borderline sociopathic boys. Girls might even be allowed in a treehouse. Proper boys build a treefort. There they gather together to defend said fort from the assaults and incursions and depredations of all the imaginary girls who be even remotely interested in you and your treefort.