Poor guy. Everyone knows you use the Mighty Foot to make breakfast, not the 9 millimeter.

But it’s nice to see him getting help and support. Of course, there’s little hope for the 156,000,000 guys that think they’re capable of both playing for, and being the general manager, coach, and offensive coordinator of an actual NFL franchise, just because they’ve been playing Madden on the All Pro setting. Maybe we should have a telethon or something.