Yer Doin’ It Wrong
A 2600 horsepower, 1963 Ford Falcon? Hells yes!
But no, no, no. You can’t make it look like that. You should paint it that stale eggnog color popular on Fords back in the day. Get rid of the flashy wheels, and put some stamped steel with a bit of rust on the edges on there. Put a couple dents in a fender. Put a bent coat hangar in the little socket where the AM radio antenna used to go. Get some fuzzy dice, or a tassel from a high school graduation mortarboard, and hang it from the rear view mirror.
Then pull up next to, to, well, anything at a stoplight –from a Corvette to a Lambo — and give the guy the finger. When the light turns green, show him who’s boss. Very, very boss.
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