Secret revealed! How to make your boomerang come back!

There used to be this thingie. It was called a “Novelty Record.” It was a silly, pointless kind of funny ditty that used to come out of the radio a couple of times a day. Like this:

Near as I can tell, everything that comes out of the radio is a novelty record now. Katie Perry is just Alvin and the Chipmunks with a nicer rack and less charm.