LEGO V-8
I’m fairly certain a 1971 Ford Maverick had something like this for an engine, only less reliable, and made from weaker materials than plastic. But then again, a used Maverick was less expensive than a LEGO Deathstar is, and you could actually get to second base in the back seat.
If you’re over the age of 16, and have a LEGO Deathstar, don’t bother Googling “getting to second base,” because you’re never going to.
Never Go Against A Sicilian, Or Bruce Lee, When Death Is On The Line
Why Don’t You Board It, Man?
My friends and I used to downhill ski. 220 cm skis, go as fast as you can. We used to meet guys like this every once in a while. Different planet. We used to just refer to them as “Wildmen.”