In Snowboarding, As In Life, It’s Good To Have Plan B Ready And Waiting
(Thanks to Charles Schneider for sending that one along)
Icarus. Please Pick Up The White Courtesy Phone. Icarus To The White Courtesy Phone
Yer Doin’ It Wrong
Tear down the windmills. Hook up the dudes jumping off them to the grid. Unlimited energy! At least until they get married, and the lawn needs mowing.
(Thanks to BSBFB fave Misterarthur for sending that one along)
Man, I’m Getting Old. We Used To Ride Our Bikes Up The Hill, Too
(Thanks to Brian Erb for sending that one along)