If You’re Going To Skateboard In A Place That Still Canes People For This And That, You Better Look Buttoned-Down While Doing It
And don’t chew gum. You don’t want to get your ass in a Singapore sling.
The Fundamental Difference Between The Sexes: Conquering Acrophobia To Impress Potential Mates Division
MALE:
FEMALE:
(Thanks to the BSBFB’s own version of NORM!, Gerard at American Digest, for sending along the Russian vid)
They’re Not Ready For Society To Collapse Yet, But If It Just Sort Of Slouches, They’re Your Men
Me? I’m more of a slave Leia sort of a futurist. You guys can go ahead and knock yourselves out with the R2D2 angle, though.
(Thanks to Teman at Ethereal Land for sending that one along)
And Remember. Haff Nise Dey
Officially, it’s not a tank. But what do I look like, an official? Someone loaned FPS Russia a tank! Of course, he knows what to do with a borrowed tank. Make it into a potato gun:
M18 Hellcat. You know, if Buick still made these, they’d wouldn’t need a bailout. It goes 60 mph, and merging onto the highway would be a snap. Who, exactly, wouldn’t yield? A nice, economical commuter.
(Thanks to friend of the BSBFB Gerard at American Digest, who needs one of these to commute in Seattle. Prius — er — pry us out of here)