Everyone Has A Plan Till They Get Punched In The Mouth
Mike Tyson’s plan seems to have been to be missing when your fist arrives, then showing up just a second later with a hammer.
Hey, Honey, A Russian Guy On Craigslist Says He’s Got A Space Heater For Sale. It’s A Dyna-Glo Or A MIG Or Something. Sounds Legit
Where does one get a MiG jet engine, exactly? It’ll probably run on straight kerosene, and this guy probably bathes in that, or drinks it, so that’s not a problem. But honestly, where did he get it? I don’t even want to know what else this dude’s got in the garage. Polonium donuts? ICBMs?
Then again, maybe it’s just me, but I’d only be afraid of the dogs. The flames leaking out of the side of the thing don’t bother me. Most Chevys do that.
(As seen on YARGB)
Real American Heroes: The Poop Splash Eliminator
Dropping the kids off at the pool will never be the same.
(Thanks to Gerard at American Digest for, um, dropping that video into our inbox)
I’m Bustin’ Outa Here, See?
Coming Soon from Disney: The Longest Yard Of The Green Birdman Of The Harry Alcatraz Papillon Shawshank Hand Luke Come Home
(Thanks to Travis Kurtz for sending that one along)