Officially, it’s not a tank. But what do I look like, an official? Someone loaned FPS Russia a tank! Of course, he knows what to do with a borrowed tank. Make it into a potato gun:
M18 Hellcat. You know, if Buick still made these, they’d wouldn’t need a bailout. It goes 60 mph, and merging onto the highway would be a snap. Who, exactly, wouldn’t yield? A nice, economical commuter.
(Thanks to friend of the BSBFB Gerard at American Digest, who needs one of these to commute in Seattle. Prius — er — pry us out of here)