The Loneliest Chair In The World
The helmet cam, brought somewhere where bringing a helmet cam is awesome.
Winner Of School Talent Show Probably Didn’t Know It Was A Talent Show, Just Acts Like That All The Time
Do you want KARATE?
Extreme Freestyle Wheelbarrowing. Catch The Excitement!
This is why we need a ten-day waiting period for all garden implement purchases.
Why, Sometimes I’ve Believed As Many As Six Impossible Things Before Breakfast
You guys remember Icarus, don’t you? Well, this is Icarus’ little brother. The one they didn’t mention much. He wore that helmet you see in the video on the school bus. Licked the windows. Ate paste. You remember him in Geography class, don’t you? He thought the Ottoman Empire was a furniture store. Yea, that’s him; that’s the guy. He believes he can fly.
(Thanks to Gerard at American Digest, who knows that every man should believe in something, and generally has it covered by believing he’d like another drink)