Snow-Man Cave
The true Borderline Sociopathic Boy builds his own man cave in the winter. It’s usually warmer in there than the living room in your house, because dad keeps reading the oil bill and turning the thermostat down.
Apparently, Skydiving Is Now Like Crossing The Street In Kindergarten: Everyone Hold Hands!
However did the author of this video avoid the temptation to use It’s Raining Men for the soundtrack? The one he used is just as awful, so you might as well get the bad joke in, I always say.
I Get The Impression…
And please, try to understand, it’s just a vague feeling — a hunch, as it were… No! An inkling. That’s what it is. An Inkling!
Anyway, I have an inkling that these boys know how to empty the bottles in the first place.
(Thanks to Gerard at American Digest, who I am certain is capable of emptying the bottles, because I’ve seen him do it, for sending that one along)
And Yet, No Matter How Much You’re Willing To Pay, You Can’t Find A Good Chimney Sweep
I’m as borderline a borderline boy as you can be, but when I act like a dang fool up on a roof, I at least bring a few shingles and a hammer.