And Now, Some Horse’s Ass
Remember, kids: If you’re not winning, the view is always the same.
So The Smart Feller Puts On A Parachute And Goes Skiing
The not-so-smart feller puts on skis and jumps out of a plane.
So I’m Walking Down The Street, Counting My Money From The Redi-Teller, And This Guy Holds A Shotgun To My Nose
And I say to myself, “Hey, I’ve got all this money, and now I have this sweet shotgun, too.”
Just A Boy And His Dog. A Creepy, Mechanical Hound From A Dystopian Hell Kind Of Dog
I don’t think anyone from DARPA ever goes to the movies.
On second thought, I had a more disturbing thought. Maybe they all go to the movies all the time, and make this stuff anyway.