**SNIFF** You Don’t Know, Man. You Weren’t There
1970’s toys. All covered with sharp edges and ready to put an eye out. Except the ones that deliver blows to the head or electric shocks. Beautiful, man.
I Got A Hole-In-One At Douche-y Skiier Golf
What is it about skiing videographers that makes them describe falling down while sliding down a hill like it was the Battle of Midway?
He Who Masters Hydraulics Rules Fermentation
You haven’t lived until you’ve yelled, “Quittin’ time” at work, and meant it.
Le Mans-ette
Racing at Le Mans in glorified go-karts. Top speed around 150 miles per hour. Awesome. I want one.
No, I want two. One for you, too.