If They Were Alive Today, Tom Sawyer And Huck Finn Would Bring A Trampoline To The Old Swimming Hole
And don’t mince in here and try to tell me Tom Sawyer and Huck Finn weren’t real people. I read those books. They’re real to me, dammit.
I’ve Waved The Thing All Over The Place
Secret revealed! How to make your boomerang come back!
There used to be this thingie. It was called a “Novelty Record.” It was a silly, pointless kind of funny ditty that used to come out of the radio a couple of times a day. Like this:
Near as I can tell, everything that comes out of the radio is a novelty record now. Katie Perry is just Alvin and the Chipmunks with a nicer rack and less charm.
And Today’s Entry In The International “I Love You, Man; Let’s Fight” Sweepstakes Is From Trashcanistan. Take It Away, Trashcanistan
I’ve been inebriated. Drunk, actually. Really drunk. Totally drunk. Wasted. Drowned my tonsils and my sorrows alike. Been three or four sheets to the wind. I’ve been banjaxed and blasted, tight as a tick and tanked, too. But I’ve never been that drunk. Trashcanistan drunk.
I Have No Idea What The Seat On Danny MacAskill’s Bike Is For
Does Red Bull have naked pictures of Warren Buffett and Carlos Slim at a donkey show or something? Can they possibly make enough money to fund these things by selling that cough syrup of theirs?