Phhhhht. I Used A Falcon To Hunt Bicyclists Years Ago. It Was A Ford Falcon, But Still
I’m kidding. About the car. And the bicyclists. Honestly. I probably didn’t do that. No, really. No one saw me do it. You can’t prove I did it. I pretty much didn’t do it. Much. Or at all. I swear. I swear a lot, now that I think about it. But I didn’t do it. Often.
(thanks to Gerard at American Digest for sending that one along)