Woodstock Ain’t What It Used To Be

Woodstock Ain’t What It Used To Be

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All he’s missing is a monkey. He’s got everything else he could possibly need to be a successful organ grinder. He’s got style, he’s got grace, he’s got a very grating song that goes on for too long — he’s got it all. If his monkey carried around a little cup, wore a tiny vest and fez, and existed, this fellow would already be part of the Organ Grinder Hall of Fame. He’d be the only person in the Organ Grinder Hall of Fame, but it’s something to hang your hat on.

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How To Blow Yourself Up At Home

How To Blow Yourself Up At Home

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I’m not sure if this is a Life Hack or a How-To video. I find both genres of Intertunnel video to be equally infuriating, so I think we should come up with a new category for this one. It’s a Slav-Hack. Or maybe a “Cyrillically-Challenged Instructional Video.” You could even call it a Borderline Sociopathic Promotional Tape, but for the love of god, don’t call it a lifehack. The only thing that this hacks is your ability to have fingers attached to your hands.

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Don’t Tell Mom: Sewing Machine Cars

Don’t Tell Mom: Sewing Machine Cars

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Hey, did you know that making miniature cars from antique sewing machines is a “thing?” Me neither. But it is. There’s tons of guys on these here intertunnels making little sewing machine cars from old Singers. Of course I imagine the antique sewing machines were worth more before they got busted up for parts, but art ain’t always about commerce, is it?