The Cake Is a Lie
The best kind of lie. The kind of lie told to amuse. The kind of lie designed to delight when the truth is revealed. Not like when you discover the hard way that a bra was padded. This is a magnificent lie.
The Hot Heavy Metal Channel
There’s a Hydraulic Press Channel. Of course there is. I don’t know how I ever got along without it. What sort of music do they have? Heavy metal, of course.
Amazing Restoration of a Vintage Mercedes
When you need a chainsaw to start work on the interior of your car restoration, you know you’ve got your work cut out for you. This dude never flinches. Unlike a lot of these restoration projects, this guy really doesn’t have much in the way of tools. Or shoes. But he’s got Bondo and plenty of gumption. And now he’s got a bitchin’ Mercedes.
News You Can Use: Longsword Training
This is exactly the kind of skill that’s bound to come in handy later in life. You never know when the Middle Ages are going to break out again. When they do, you’ll be ready, at least if you don’t die of typhus first.
And OK, I’ll answer the question before it gets asked: Yes, those pantaloons do make your ass look big.