There’s Just One Thing…

There’s Just One Thing…

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Well, this is the Borderline Sociopathic Blog for Boys, after all. We applaud all efforts to add jet engines to anything. Your mom’s blender, your Flexible Flyer, your dog, if he’s up for it. However, there’s just one problem here. OK, OK, this gentlemen has successfully built, mounted, and tested jet engines on the back of his electric go kart. So far, so good. They even work, and make the car go faster, which is a bonus with such efforts. He’d get credit from us even if they didn’t get the car to go any faster, just made it look cooler. Or if they were simply there to quick-heat hot dogs or shish kebabs when you’re pulled over for eight hours to recharge. Everything is right up our alley, as they say. There’s just one thing: I dare you to freeze the video at nine seconds, and look at the way this guy holds a pen. I’m sorry but that’s where I bail out. No one who holds a pen like that is to be trusted with jet propulsion calculations.

Cute Factor 10, Mr. Sulu

Cute Factor 10, Mr. Sulu

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Cute and delicious. It’s a shame that pigs are made of bacon, otherwise no one would eat something so adorable. They’d be like dogs, but bigger and meaner. You wouldn’t eat a puppy, and you wouldn’t eat a full-grown dog, but you would most certainly eat a pig. At least, I know that most of my readers wouldn’t be interested in eating a dog. It really is a shame that widdle piggies are made of food.

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Calculus For The Rest Of Us

Calculus For The Rest Of Us

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This fellow is a true genius. Not one of those fake geniuseses. I mean, fake genii. No, that’s not it either. Fake smart guys.

Anyway, math has never been my strong suit. As a matter of fact, I only own one strong suit. It’s hanging in my closet, and it doesn’t fit anymore. I wore it, once, to a funeral seven years ago. Now it won’t button in front, and the sleeves and pant legs are too short.

At any rate, math of any kind is one of those things that other people say they have first-hand knowledge of, and I hear about, like UFO abductions or honest politicians. In my mind, math barely exists. Ask my credit card company. They love how bad I am at math.

So to sum up, I think calculus is a kind of math, but I’m not sure. It looks like like math with letters sprinkled in, which is even worse than math with just plain numbers in it. If you’re ever forced at gunpoint to do some calculus, I suggest using this guy’s method. Or trying to wrest the gun away. In no case try calculus unaided.

One Note Is All You Need

One Note Is All You Need

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Give me a moment, I need to think of what genre this is. It’s definitely metal. It’s not very good metal, but it’s metal. It’s pretty heavy, but it’s much more than just heavy metal. It’s pretty harsh along with being heavy. Harsh heavy metal is pretty good, but it needs more adjectives. I’m pretty sure he’s only playing one note, so we can throw drone on top of that nice conga line of genres.

Okay, he’s playing harsh heavy drone metal with a hint of crabcore and a dash of paprika. Don’t laugh at this guy. I’m pretty sure the guitar player in U2 only knows one note, and he’s makin’ a living.