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Mayday! Mayday! We’re Going Down!

April 22, 2015 aubuchon Comments 0 Comment

This might be a surprise to many of you, but I don’t do well on flights. Overall, I’d say my whole relationship with flying is on the rocks. I’m not afraid of heights, or anything like that. While flying at 30,000 feet in a sealed metal tube might not sound like a picnic, I’m not overly concerned about the heights. The TSA doesn’t bother me very much, either. I’m not a fan of the constant cavity searches, but that’s not where I hide my drugs, so it’s never been a problem. All the stories I hear from my friends are what really turn me off to plane travel.

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PC Load Letter — What the Hell Does That Mean?

April 21, 2015 aubuchon Comments 2 comments

I don’t know if I could ever work in an office building. Being that close to people gives me hives, and I’m deathly allergic to work. It all seems a bit grim, which is why I have a lot of respect for my friends who work regular jobs for regular hours. Waking up each morning is enough of a chore without having to be somewhere before noon. It takes me well over an hour to wake up and get about halfway down the stairs. I have one friend in particular who’s always been very good about working, and showing up on time, and willingly participating in everything else that I abhor.

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Shark Punching: Manlier Than Tiger Wrestling and Bear Kicking Combined

April 20, 2015 aubuchon Comments 2 comments

My name is Shark Puncher, and if you study with my eight-week program you will learn a system of self defense that I developed over two seasons of fighting in the Pacific Octagon. It’s called Shark-Puncher Kwon Do! After one week with me in my eight-week program, you’ll be prepared to defend yourself with the strength of a grizzly, the reflexes of a puma, and the wisdom of a man.

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What’s the Difference Between a Singer and a Terrorist?

April 19, 2015 aubuchon Comments 0 Comment

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AxJXtF3FQCM#t

Answer: you can negotiate with a terrorist.

It may surprise many of you, but I fancy myself as somewhat of a musician. I used to play with some people here and there, but my career was relatively short compared to most musicians; I stopped before it was too late. I look back on my sweaty, musical days very fondly. I met a lot of great people, and played at a lot of interesting gigs, but one show stands out in my mind above the rest.

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