The British are a funny people. Part Norman, part Saxon, part Angle, part Dane, 100-percent crazy. They conquered 25 percent of the planet for giggles, they birthed the greatest countries on Earth from a little isle that barely shows up on a map, and I’m not entirely sure how they got so good at creating absurdly productive any useful people. Moreover, I’m not sure where all of those people went, but I know one thing for certain — they’re all completely nuts.
I don’t know what’s stranger; the video showing two Frenchmen catching a 250-pound catfish, or the YouTube channel dedicated to catching catfish. I might just be late to the party, but I wasn’t aware of any sort of catfish subculture. I wasn’t aware of a catfish anything. I thought catfish were left alone because they spend their days eating fishy farts and empty coke cans. I wouldn’t mess with something that could eat a coke can.
I don’t think I can argue with this, but I can tell you a thing or two about helping your neighbors, building your local economy, and improving your nation. None of it can compare to getting completely blitzed. When was the last time your neighbors did anything for you? Exactly. Anyways, alcohol has been helping man for over 4000 years.
When I got there again I seen that them men had got in two little bitty bunches down there real close together, and they voted. They did. They voted and elected one man apiece, and them two men come out in the middle of that cow pasture and shook hands like they hadn’t seen one another in a long time. Then a convict come over to where they was a-standin’, and he took out a quarter, and they commenced to odd man right there! They did. After a while I seen what it was they was odd-manning for. It was that both bunches-full of them men wanted this funny-looking little pumpkin to play with. They did. And I know, friends, that they couldn’t eat it because they kicked it the whole evening and it never busted.