https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VOurP8ItBk4
I’m not sure how they’re going to do it, but someone is going to make a made-for-TV product to directly address this issue. If the snuggie exists, then the stop crashing your truck into a bridgie can too. They won’t even need to shoot new footage for the commercial. There are hours of footage of people crashing into that bridge alone. It really makes you wonder how many bridges are accosted in the same way every day.
Hark! The herald-angels sing
“Glory to the newborn king;
Peace on earth and mercy mild,
God and sinners reconciled”
https://youtu.be/dnN4L_TFp0U
Not Slavic enough for my tastes. If they were squatting in a bombed out parking lot while wearing identical Adidas track suits, then I might be able to take them seriously. They have the hairdos down, but everything else needs work. No one is clutching a bottle of 100-proof vodak. They don’t even appear to have a 40oz handy.
https://youtu.be/WFM_yhZfFGg
I have a long history of giving terrible Christmas gifts. I don’t get anything good in return, so I don’t feel too bad about it. Even Santa hasn’t given me anything good since Clinton was president, so I feel like it’s my duty to give equally terrible Christmas gifts to everyone I know. It’s not the right thing to do, but it feels so right.