In The Beginning The Universe Was Created — This Has Made A Lot Of People Very Angry And Has Been Widely Regarded As A Bad Move

In The Beginning The Universe Was Created — This Has Made A Lot Of People Very Angry And Has Been Widely Regarded As A Bad Move

It is known that there are an infinite number of worlds, simply because there is an infinite amount of space for them to be in. However, not every one of them is inhabited. Therefore, there must be a finite number of inhabited worlds.

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Physics? We Ain’t Got No Physics. We Don’t Need No Physics. I Don’t Have To Show You Any Stinkin’ Physics!

Physics? We Ain’t Got No Physics. We Don’t Need No Physics. I Don’t Have To Show You Any Stinkin’ Physics!

This is a confirmation of my longtime theory that all washing machines are possessed by otherworldly spirits who won’t hesitate to crush you like a bug. Just another reason why we shouldn’t have these abominations in our home. They’re dangerous. Just think of the children. Won’t somebody please think about the children!

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Play That Funky Music, Lumberjack-Boy

Play That Funky Music, Lumberjack-Boy

My name is Jerry Donahue and if you study with my eight-week program you will learn a system of metal that I developed over two seasons of rocking out in my Mom’s basement. It’s called Jerry Donahue Do! After one week with me in my eight-week program, you’ll be prepared to play metal with the strength of a grizzly, the reflexes of a puma, and the wisdom of a man.

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