Wait, 339 kilometers per hour is fast, right? That’s, like, a lot of kilometers. Too bad I don’t speak gibberish, otherwise that number would actually mean something to me. It’s like 3.9 hectares per cubic second, or something.

I’ve consulted with as many experts as I could find to get an official translation of the speed from kilometers per hour to miles. I called several of the most prestigious universities, but they kept sending me straight to voicemail, so I contacted Central Maine Community College and asked them for their opinion on the matter.

They said that they’ll have me arrested if I ever call again, so I decided to trust what the video says in the title and go with 247 miles per hour. That’s a lot of miles per hour.