Is That Even Possible?
I didn’t think it was possible, but Jerry Seinfeld did it. He is truly a god among men. Rara avis. Sui generis. He has accomplished something that no other man could do.
A Car You Can Fix Is a Car You Can Race
A 1965 Ford Mustang? Hell yeah!
That’s a car you can fix. Yeah, yeah, I know you can fix a new car, but that doesn’t count. Any car that has software is disqualified. You can fix a 1965 Ford Mustang with a wrench and a screwdriver. That’s what I’m talking about.
So, I’m Trying to Play Pool…
I’m pretty good at it, too. I practiced and everything, and entered a contest. It was all official-like, and everyone wore suits and vests and combed their hair and shined their shoes. The pool table was the size of my front yard. It was clean as a whistle, too, and fairly flat. I’m not used to that.
Gravity Is a Mellow Mistress
There’s something calm about longboarding videos. You see them rolling, and you get the same feeling you’d have if you rolled down the window of your car and cruised along a winding road out in the willie wacks.