I didn’t think it was possible, but Jerry Seinfeld did it. He is truly a god among men. Rara avis. Sui generis. He has accomplished something that no other man could do.

He’s managed to make owning a 1959 Porsche 718 RSK sound dull. Don’t get me wrong, the car itself sounds great. That basso profundo exhaust note when you mash the accelerator should be bottled or something, and guys with hairy chests should use it for cologne.

Jerry’s managed to parlay a career of telling avuncular jokes into owning a 1959 Porsche, so who are we to make fun of him? He may be an old man returning soup at a deli, but he’s bringing it back in one of the greatest pieces of automotive engineering ever produced. He is truly a Haband god among Fingerhut men.