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James Cameron Eat Your Heart Out

James Cameron Eat Your Heart Out

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Still better than the CGI George Lucas raped the first three Star Wars movies with. Personally, I prefer to use bad CGI in a movie whenever possible. It adds an extra layer of entertainment to the giant pile of fetid frosting that is a modern movie. It’s my humble opinion that bad movies are much better than good ones. A good movie can get old. The way it’s filmed might seem outdated in a few years, the colors look all wrong after a few decades, and any video effects look cheesy within the year. If you make a movie that is so terrible you can’t look away, it will live on forever.

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Laying Facedown In Dog Turds Has Never Looked So Cool

Laying Facedown In Dog Turds Has Never Looked So Cool

I wonder how many people stopped and stared at these guys as they rolled around the park for several hours taking a picture every time they moved a muscle. Personally, I would have left them to their business. My mother told me never to hang around with the weird men in the park with digital cameras. I think she was referring to the guys who would hide out in the bushes and take pictures of the swing set, so these guys might get a pass.

Remember, it’s okay to hang out with vagrants because they don’t have digital cameras. If you’re really nice they might show you a dead body or give you a swig from their hip flask.