When life hands you lemons, you’re supposed to make lemonade, I guess. That’s what I heard, anyway. When life hands me lemons, I throw them back, hard, at life. That makes life think twice about handing me lemons, I tell you what. The same thing works with doctors and apples. An apple, if thrown hard enough, will keep the doctor away.
Anyway, if life hands you a bass, I guess you can make banjo-ade out of it. This guy did.
Very little Spanish concrete, at that.
Well, this is the Borderline Blog for Boys. You really don’t need a sane reason for doing what you’re doing. Just do guy stuff, and we’ll post it. This is borderline borderline material, don’t ya think?
Maybe these guys could turn their engineering skills to a trampoline with wheels next.
[Thanks to longtime contributor Charles Schneider for sending that one along]
John Travolta as Forrest Gump. Sheesh. I’m not sure if it’s a crazy idea or not. I do know that I’m never again going to trust anything I see on the internet. Then again, I never trusted anything on the internet before, so I’m kinda ahead of the game, I guess.