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You Know What I’m Sick Of?

You Know What I’m Sick Of?

Zombies.

Honestly, enough with the walking dead. It’s been –er– done to death. And you can lay off the vampires, too. Sparkly, non-sparkly, it makes no nevermind to me. I’m garlic, you’re glue. Knock it off. It sucks more than blood. And prep-school wizardry nerds cast no spell on me. Dumblebore me no more. Grow up and read a book that doesn’t make your lips move the whole time.

But the hand grenade. The hand grenade makes up for everything.

(Thanks to Charles Schneider for sending that one along)

I Get The Impression…

I Get The Impression…

And please, try to understand, it’s just a vague feeling — a hunch, as it were… No! An inkling. That’s what it is. An Inkling!

Anyway, I have an inkling that these boys know how to empty the bottles in the first place.

(Thanks to Gerard at American Digest, who I am certain is capable of emptying the bottles, because I’ve seen him do it, for sending that one along)

Six Of One, Half Dozen Of Another

Six Of One, Half Dozen Of Another

1080 is six 180 degree reversals. Of course a twelve-year-old did it.

I’m not sure, but I’m fairly certain that Tom Schaar’s dad didn’t build that ramp in his back yard for him.

(Thanks to Van der Leun for sending that one along in 1080p)