When Wrestling Was Wholesome
On second thought, not exactly wholesome, I guess. Dumb fun, maybe? Well, in any case, it’s nothing I haven’t seen on Black Friday in a Walmart.
It Blowed Up Real Good
Desperately old-school poor kids used to play this with graph paper and pencils.
A Young Man Should Never Be Ashamed To Be Seen With His Sister
You’ll be spending a lot of time with her boyfriends anyway.
Is Mayonnaise an Instrument?
No, Patrick. Mayonnaise is not an instrument.
The fellow playing the SpongeBob toy drum set is not a nobody. His name is Benny Greb. He’s one of the most well-regarded drummers in the world, among people who regard drummers. I don’t know anyone who regards drummers, but apparently they’re out there. Benny was something of a child prodigy on the drums, and he’s got a drum company sponsoring him, so he obviously knows what he’s doing.