He Uses The Grill To Make Knives From Railroad Spikes. We Use The Grill To Heat Hot Dogs
Mmm. Hot dogs.
Finally, A Cooking Show For The Rest Of Us
The average Borderline Boy would have taken a run at Martha Stewart after four cocktails back in the day, but other than that, cable kitchen shows leave us cold. But we’re not barbarians — just heathens — so don’t give us any of that “wandering around out in the landscape drinking your own tinkle and eating grubs” business, either.
We want something civilized once in a while, and tire of just drag racing against the wire-haired man-goblin on Diners, Drive-ins, and Dives on the way to the take-out window. We skipped school a lot, but we want class. We want to create, and show a bit of our artistic, sensitive side. Finally; a cooking show for us:
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Of course, there are style rules which must be followed. No rinsing out tuna cans, please.
Thanks to Charles Schneider for sending this one along.