Time Is An Illusion. Lunchtime Doubly So.
Space is big. You just won’t believe how vastly, hugely, mind-bogglingly big it is. I mean, you may think it’s a long way down the road to the chemist’s, but that’s just peanuts to space.
The Little Video Of Calm
If you don’t find this calming, then I don’t know what will. This video holds the exact recipe to calm the savage soul. First off, it’s made by PES, and watching a video made by PES is like taking horse tranquilizers intravenously. Trust me on this one, it’s pretty calming.
Laying Facedown In Dog Turds Has Never Looked So Cool
I wonder how many people stopped and stared at these guys as they rolled around the park for several hours taking a picture every time they moved a muscle. Personally, I would have left them to their business. My mother told me never to hang around with the weird men in the park with digital cameras. I think she was referring to the guys who would hide out in the bushes and take pictures of the swing set, so these guys might get a pass.
Remember, it’s okay to hang out with vagrants because they don’t have digital cameras. If you’re really nice they might show you a dead body or give you a swig from their hip flask.
Man Doesn’t Blink For Eight Years, Sleeps Once
I can barely remember to put on pants every morning, yet this guy is able to take a picture of himself every day for eight years straight. He only showered twice in that time, but that’s pretty average for me.
It’s easy to forget that eight years is an awfully long time. If you jump from the beginning of the video to the end he looks like a completely different person. Not a little different, mind you, a lot different. He looks like his skin is being worn by an alien who’s trying to take over his life — but in a good way. He looks about ten years older after having kids, but children tend to do that to a person.
If you watch closely you might catch him smile, but he’s like the lovechild of Mona Lisa and the Sphinx, so I wouldn’t hold out much hope.