I can barely remember to put on pants every morning, yet this guy is able to take a picture of himself every day for eight years straight. He only showered twice in that time, but that’s pretty average for me.

It’s easy to forget that eight years is an awfully long time. If you jump from the beginning of the video to the end he looks like a completely different person. Not a little different, mind you, a lot different. He looks like his skin is being worn by an alien who’s trying to take over his life — but in a good way. He looks about ten years older after having kids, but children tend to do that to a person.

If you watch closely you might catch him smile, but he’s like the lovechild of Mona Lisa and the Sphinx, so I wouldn’t hold out much hope.