Here’s to you two, you two epic ping pong dudes. You are all that’s right with the world and wrong with sports all wrapped up in one amazing package. I’d say that this was like a Globetrotters/Generals match, but I can’t tell which one is throwing the game. What if the Globetrotters played the Globetrotters? Yeah, it would totally be like this, only without the buckets of glitter thrown at the audience.
Dude is big enough to produce his own gravity, but it doesn’t seem to affect the trajectory all that much. If this was filmed in America, he’d be covered in advertising spangles, and jumping up and down like an insane woman on The Price Is Right after he hit it.
I can picture his first day with his archery coach: “OK, stand still. Whoah, you’re good at that, aren’t you?”
I do believe these Mormon missionaries got racially profiled. But they took it in stride, I’d say. Open up your hearts — and a lane to the hole on the give and go — and others will, too. I also noticed that the definition of the “missionary position” has apparently been changed to include hanging on the rim.
There’s something about this guy that makes me think that twenty-two minutes into any story he always says, “Long story short.”
(Thanks to Gerard at American Digest for sending that one along)