https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=t7gmbQ8KxM4
I can’t manage to drive to the corner store without crashing into something, and this guy does his entire route in 20 minutes without lifting his foot off the gas. I imagine that he drives the same way when he’s making a beer run or taking the kids to school. He drives fast enough to go back in time and pick himself up.
Courage. What makes a King out of a slave? Courage. What makes the flag on the mast to wave? Courage. What makes the elephant charge his tusk in the misty mist or the dusky dusk? Courage. What makes the muskrat guard his musk? Courage. What makes the Sphinx the 7th Wonder? Courage. What makes the dawn come up like THUNDER?! Courage.
I met a Finn once, it was an extremely traumatic experience. He was laying in the snow, completely naked, while drinking Akvavit straight from the bottle, and singing the Finnish national anthem. He could have just been a very confused Swede, but I decided to give him a wide berth regardless of his true nationality. Finns are like constantly inebriated Polar bears. You should avoid them at all costs, especially if you’re a Russki.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2KOhwnnQICg
My name is Max, and if you study with my eight-week program you will learn a system of going off sweet jumps that I learned over two seasons of jumping over the octagon. It’s called Max Kwon Do! After one week with me in my eight-week program, you’ll be prepared to do sweet jumps with the strength of a grizzly, the reflexes of a puma, and the wisdom of a man.