https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=t7gmbQ8KxM4
I can’t manage to drive to the corner store without crashing into something, and this guy does his entire route in 20 minutes without lifting his foot off the gas. I imagine that he drives the same way when he’s making a beer run or taking the kids to school. He drives fast enough to go back in time and pick himself up.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ws_49pzL_QM
My name is Pablo, and if you study with my eight-week program you will learn a system of running that I developed over two seasons of running away from hungry cougars in the Andes. It’s called Pablo Kwon Do! After one week with me in my eight-week program, you’ll be prepared to run with the strength of a grizzly, the reflexes of a cheetah, and the wisdom of a man.
Cars intrigue me. Their shape, size, and power don’t really matter to me; I just think they’re interesting concepts. Horseless carriages. A single person can go anywhere with a paved road and enough gasoline. It’s freedom to travel, up to a point. You can go anywhere, anytime, as long as you have enough cash laying around to fill the tank. It’s getting harder and harder to find enough loose cash for that sort of thing. I can’t tell if I’m going broke or if gas is getting pricy.
Cars are tricky things. I’ve driven them from time to time. I find that they’re ornery beasts that cannot be trusted. If I ever see a car, I try to walk the other way and avoid it entirely. They don’t have it in for me or anything, they simply spook me. I haven’t been in any car crashes or had any traumatic experiences with cars that I can remember. I just have an inherent distrust for all types of automobiles. I think it all stems from the one time I tried to purchase a car.