Hello Kitty Shaft
Who’s the cat who won’t cop out
When second-rate parkour breaks out?
Hello Kitty Shaft!
Can you dig it?
They say Hello Kitty Shaft is a bad mother…
SHUT UP AND GET OFF THE FENCE!
But I’m talkin’ about Hello Kitty Shaft
Then we can dig it!
He’s a complicated man
But no one understands him but his racquet
Hello Kitty Shaft!
Damn right
I say we replace gym class in school with parkour. The video is in the lovely city of Cambridge, in the UK, but I’m sure you can find something for the local kids to climb all over in most cities in the US. Anyway, they’ll be in the best shape of their life, so we’ll save lots on diabetes medicine and so forth, and not a manjack of them will live to collect Social Security. Lots of jobs will be created scraping them off the pavement, too. It’s a win/win/win.
Hmm. Give ’em all a squeegee and a squirt bottle to carry along, and they can do the skylights while they’re up there. See? It’s a win/win/win/win.
Ding dong dash. Ring and run. Climbing trees. Cowboys and Indians. Army man. Ollie ollie ossenfree. Buck buck. Hot lava. Red rover.
You’re it.
[Found at Execupundit]
I think I pooped myself a little just watching it.