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Little Known Fact: If You Learned To Fight By Watching Movies, You’d Be Disemboweled In A Viking Slap Fight

Little Known Fact: If You Learned To Fight By Watching Movies, You’d Be Disemboweled In A Viking Slap Fight

Then again, nothing you learn by watching movies is of any use to you in the real world anyway. Romance in movies is a protection order in real life. You will not become Marvin Hagler because you’re angry. And I don’t know how to break it to you, but animals and babies can’t talk.

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The Borderline Sociopathic Blog For Boys Hereby Demands That Hollywood, Bollywood, Shepperton, Univision, PBS, The Entire Blurry Cable Access Industry, The Home Shopping Network, And Everybody That Walks And Talks In Burbank Hire This Guy For Everything Immediately If Not Sooner

Derek Barnes:

Last year I got one foot in the stunt door by working as a rigger on Total Recall. After meeting some amazing performers, I decided that I needed to up my game. A lot.

So!

Half a year of training-my-ass-off later, I was ready to begin. Rather than waiting to land enough professional gigs to fill my demo reel, I decided to be proactive. With the help of some great friends, I put this video together to showcase my new skills and hopefully entertain a few people.